Suicidal Phoenix

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE:

• rob a daycare center
• recite the first 100 digits of pi
• fling poo at each other
• play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant
• stare at each other for 5 days straight

angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup